Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5583506-20150810194031/@comment-5543592-20150811010357

("The weevil in my right hand is larger, infested with a worm, and the onein my left here is small and flaky.  Which of these is the better choice."

"Why, it is the one in your right, undoubtedly.  It is larger, provides protein, and is clearly overall the best choice."

"I'm afraid that's where you're wrong, as one must always choose the lesser of two weevils!")

As Corcius bit down, he could swear he felt his teeth crack.

Theo met it similar problem, trying his best to pry a chunk out of one. "There're just a bit, erhm, stale." He grumbled through a finally gotten a bite.