Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-9062114-20141207214825/@comment-32663439-20141231001250

''Hmm. I've been in situations not unlike the one you find yourself in. Never quite understood these types. I've found a good face licking to be an effective way to get a quick release. If not, you could disembowel them, making a nice scarf out of the small intestine. I wonder, why is it called the small intestine, when its bigger than the large one? You can never tell with these mortals. Have you tried covering yourself in troll fat naked? They'll never be able to catch you, what with you sliding out of their grasp. Or maybe throw some fire salts into the hearth! That'll distract them for sure! Or maybe, you could disembowel the hearth, rub troll fat on them, and throw fire salts on yourself! Or was it rub troll fat on the hearth, disembowel yourself, and throw fire salts on them? I seem to lose track of these things. I must have written it down somewhere around here....''