User blog:DB Baxter/Song of the Maniac

I hate how everyone is acting these days. Everyone crying and sobbing and scared! And why? Everyone looks down at the rift as if it's a tragedy! A great loss! A horrible moment in Tamriel's history! HAH! Nonsense!

What happened in the Rift was a grand spectacle! A show that no actor could ever match on stage and no writer could ever match in literature! I should know, for I was there! I even took part in the shenanigans. Now, everyone else there showed up just to kill each other, and take over Maven's blasted throne. I was there for different reasons. I was only there to keep the masses smiling and laughing. And boy, did they smile! Everyone I met left me grinning from ear to ear!

Some were a little reluctant at first. Some screamed No. But they all came around eventually. They all loved shows I put on for them. The fireworks, the duels, and even the obstacle courses had them rolling on the floor. Oh, and my comedy routine knocked em dead. In short, we brought the house down in The Rift.

Oh, but everyone who sees the aftermath says it was a crime! A genocide! A mass murder of innocent people! But they are wrong! Very wrong! It was a grand moment! It's some of my finest work yet.

Sadly, most people are gone from The Rift now. But that's of no concern! I will simply travel from city to city, bringing with me the fun that conquered the Rift! I've even gotten a special request to head to the Imperial City, and perform for the Emperor himself!

I've planned that show for almost a month now! And I'm glad to say it' s damn near perfect! You wouldn't want to miss it! It's to die for.