User blog:Psychomantis108/The Golden Ash Yam Tournament 2018 - Fire League



Here it is, Peons!

Your great overlord, Pritchard, has provided you with the first of the Golden Ash Yam Leagues!

Six combatants, one champion's league slot! Let's hope this creates enough of a struggle to make this series of fights a little bit interesting. Last years winners were a pawn shop Robin hood and a human punching bag, the year before that was a prostitute.

Gods help us all!

Our first match will be between two different types of hunter! Hrane the Hunter and Urjorahn. Urjorahn hunts slavers, so I suppose they're similar enough and they're both at equal risk of being defeated, so there's another hting that they have in common!

Next is afformentioned human punching bag and cheating slut, Diana Draci as she goes up against the wussy serf of a wussy Daedric Prince of transcendence, Liannistra Kalbarian!

Finally, it's the fight between the Crimson Archer and his soon to be pincussion, Rashka the Bastard! I hope that the Redguard washes those arrows, since they're probably syphilitic.

Bout A Hrane the Hunter Urjorahn Bout B Diana Draci Liannistra Kalbarian Bout C Crimson Archer Rashka the Bastard

