Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-7203512-20141220115045

Whassup whassup whassup?

Your main man Double K sprucin' up the Off-Topic board with Dirty Rhymes! This episode's gonna be a special one, 'cause the subject is...

A battle! Yup, a literal battle!

Tate is known as the champ Rhymester, so you're gonna check if he's as masterful on the battlefield as he is with a poem! Tate, your job is to introduce your army and the battlefield itself. The rest introduce their own armies and fight Tate!

The simple rules are: Let's roll! 
 * You should rhyme about the subject only.
 * You shouldn't offend any other contestants in any way.
 * You should write your own verse, plagiarism is not allowed.
 * The verse should have at least more than six bars.
 * Don't edit the verse after it's published.
 * We keep the thread bouncin' till December 25, so...