Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24510587-20181003212444/@comment-3293219-20181003215724

"Pfft... I've faced 'Imperial Law' more times than you've jizzed the bed, sony." Virde grumbled, walking up to his undead minions.

"Alright, find the nearest town and march up to it. Stop, just outside it, stare at it and point and do that forever. Hopefully you'll freak a few villagers out and although I won't be there to see their, no doubt, hilarious reaction, I will forever remember the part you played in this moronic doomsday prophecy.

Dismissed!"

The creatures, barely comprehending any of that wandered off in the same direction.

"There, problem solved. Happy now?" Virde shrugged, slipping his hands into his robes.