Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-7203512-20160325165613/@comment-32663439-20160326211404

Five thousand men? Talk about a letdown

And here I thought a worthy contender, I had found

I slay all foes that stand in my path

Kneel, before you taste my wrath!

You want to fight me? Let's talk about strategy

When it comes to your tactics you're a total catastrophe

My soldiers are unstoppable both on land and in the sea

I'm a tactical genius, you're some commander wannabe.

Apparently you taught your men to be mutinous cowards

To overthrow their commander if they ever want power

My people are strong, smart and completely loyal

I'm afraid yours would flee at the first sign of turmoil.