Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-2165692-20160923125829/@comment-24760123-20160928224749

When he opened the letter, there was no mistake.

On the parchment was the slightly jagged, slanting, handwriting of Lord Commander Solar Macharius, of House Macharius.

To Dettlaff Valentius-Fel,

First off, tell your father I told him so.

If you're reading this, you've either been courting my daughter, Allyria, or she's fallen for you, and taken you with her.

(If it is indeed the latter, please respond with your story, it's bound to be a screamer.)

''If you meet the criteria above: congratulations! You're madly in love! There are only a few ground rules I want to set out.''

''First, listen to her. I raised Allyria with the best mind I could, and I'm proud of it. If you listen to her input, I guarantee that your butt will be saved multiple times.''

''Second, make her feel loved. Self-explanatory, I hope.''

''Lastly, if you break her heart, I will personally break your neck. No pressure.''

-Lord Macharius