Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-29461586-20150429063943/@comment-12599067-20150430021551

Lordkenyon wrote: SkyrimsShillelagh wrote: (You get used to it.  Maybe drink a bear or two, then it doesn't seem so weird.)

(yes, drink bear. Is like vodka, but only for true russian. True test of good communism to drink bear. But must be careful and not fail memory of glorious comrade Stalin! otherwise KGB will be unhappy, and you will of disapear into gulag for bad communism.) (Pssht. True test of good communism is roulette. And shooting. Or better of yet, do both at one time. That way, spirit of glorious friend Stalin truly decides if you are of good communism. If not... well, it is better to be of dead than to be of filthy capitalist pig.)