User blog:Psychomantis108/The Elder Scrolls Sandbox Arena: Recatan I VS Q'Taga

Hello and welcome to the Arena, Hides in Barrels has a special event planned for you, oh yes he does.

Hides-In-Barrels would like to apologise for his abscense last week, he was too busy setting up box traps for the new contestants and sweeping out the mess that the Snow Demon made in the stable.

Anyway, this week's contestants will hopefully be worth the wait and they'll hopefully poop a little less. Hides-In-Barrels was barely able to sweep it all under the duve- I mean the rug.

So, this week we have...

Recatan I

Rectal was once a giant that couldn't speak the common tongue, until the Dragonborn showed him how. Hides-In-Barrels wishes that he would have had time to teach him how to speak as a younger Argonian as he had to learn by listening to conversations and making up what they were talking about inside his head.

He was then reborn as a Serebath and became the giant people's leader.

Q'taga

Quakers is a Sload, a big fat creature that moves slowly. Hides-In-Barrels was told that they like to think a lot but Hides-In-Barrels believes that they are really just stalling for time until they can improvise, a sound tactic.

Crackers has an airship that flies him around to places like Stros M'kai, Hides-In-Barrels once ended up on an airship, he found a barrel on a peer and crawled inside it and the next thing he knew, he was in Akavir. It was a very confusing dilemma, Hides-In-Barrels must say.

So, who should win the fight? Only you can decide, because if Hides-In-Barrels decided, there wouldn't be any need for a vote.

VOTE!   Who should win? Rectum I Qatar