Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26245872-20141102124827/@comment-29458028-20141102221138

(Vauban will go himself, not as a Shadow Watch member. He won't drag the fantasizing archmage or the other guys with him since the situation isn't world threatening (it's just rescuing his GF, not some daedra invasion). He'll probably get lost in the tunnels anyway.)

"Well, I'm going to shave it then. It took me fricking 20 years to grow the perfect beard and now she wants is off. Damnit" said Vauban, demonstrating a clear lack of focus. A blade of air formed in his hand as he hacked the beard off, becoming clean shaven in seconds.

Then Vauban threw up his hands in the air and said "damnit, you are doing it wrong! You don't use frost magic, you use telekinesis to stop every single particle from vibrating! Try setting on fire, explosions and implosions. Particle acceleration is easier than deceleration."