Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5543592-20150415193530/@comment-3293219-20150416223817

"Right, erm... First off, food." He began, knowing that this was on everybody's minds.

"Don't eat any cooked food from the market stalls, it's been left out in the son all day, being constantly attacked by flies. Only buy from taverns, preferrably the nice ones." The Redguard explained before moving onto his second point.

"Two, if any of you find yourself in need of... Company... Then go the expensive brothels. The cheaper ones'll give you warts and no I'm not going to treat them!" Isaiah looked a little repulsed as he said that, haunted by several bad memories.

"Three, don't buy potions from the market stalls. Not even basic health potions, since they'll probably turn your hair green." He then paused as he noticed that Kay was a member of his audience.

"N-Not that there's anything... Wrong with that, it's just... A sudden change..." He added, rather awkwardly before clearing his throat.

"Fourth, if a guy comes up to you and starts doing some religious shit to you, he's just conning you, so tell him to beat it. Don't eat anything he gives you either..." The Redguard paused as he tried to remember the last advice note.

"Oh and finally? Market stall guys will try to rip you off, so don't be afraid to haggle, if you get good at it, you might be able to negotiate the price down to... Ten percent."