User blog:Psychomantis108/The Golden Ash Yam Tournament 2018 - Ice League



Here it is, Peons!

Here is the second batch of hopeful champions, ready to freeze their asses off in the Ice League!

Our first fight is quite anticipated, I believe. We will be pitting Ymir, the Bucket Headed, Hero of Kvatch against Rasmus Abraham Shadewalker Reyrie!

Are you sure that's his full name? It's not Rasmus Abraham Shadewalker-Reyrie Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Hsung-Fonzerelli-McQuack is it? Well, he doesn't seem to understand the concept of clothes, so perhaps it doesn't matter.

Who will win between our Hero of Kvatch and Dragonborn? Only time and votes, shall tell...

Our second bout is between Leviticus Rulician the former Legionaire, who gave up his career as a soldier to make his face perfectly symetrical and General Tiberius Lux!

Oooh, that must be awkward, fighting your former boss. Hopefully there's a lot of bad blood between them and I won't have to release the lions!

The final fight is between a spoilt prostitue, Nissa and Sebastien the Dispirited a depressed bastard, who is no fun to be around. Maybe Nissa will show him the good time, he so desperately needs? Or maybe she'll slit his throat, to stop him from whining.

POLLS ARE NOW OPEN!

Bout A Ymir Rasmus Abraham Shadewalker-Reyrie Bout B Leviticus Rulician Tiberius Lux Bout C Nissa Sebastien the Dispirited

