Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-9062114-20141207214825/@comment-32663439-20150105064926

''Can't you see? This bandwagon is full of cheese! You'll need to get on top of the cheese, my boy. Or girl. I can't quite tell, what with the lack of a body.''

''Oh yes. I have an idea. For the mortal. Ask the guards if they can spare some cheese. Then, use the mighty weapon provided to smash your way through the bars. The bars will shatter at the touch of the mighty cheese!''