Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20160222230237/@comment-5543592-20160228194534

"Yeah, I'm picky about who joins the band.  I have an elf with one ear.  Not two, one.  I said, 'I'm only taking elves with one ear,' and you can bet that lout chopped his ear right off.  So, why should we take a man-eating man bear?"