Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-7203512-20160325165613/@comment-27025277-20160327014212

I can sprint across walls

Unlike you I have balls

My blades are my only parlor trick

I don't need fancy things to make my enemies fall

So you have some silly magic

But could you kill a man with only a stick?

I think you'd surely fail

And not even live to tell the tale.

Take away all your fancy skill less tech

I'd laugh out loud as I broke your neck

Go ahead come at me you frail old man

You'll soon feel death by my hand!