Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-26245872-20141209041539/@comment-32663439-20141211212205

(I swear to Vulcan, Karonor....)

Screw this. Not waiting for you anymore Calcelmo. Send Geralt Loktivson, Terlov Richlosivic, and Syrica (all goddamn epic spies and assassins) in to steal those goddamn plans. Have them climb up the Wizard's Tower at night, and then enter the tower. Kill every goddamn motherfucker in their way. Get my goddamn plans. Get the fuck out. And while they're at it, take plans for everything else of dwemer make. Automatons. Weaponry. Every. God. Damn. Thing. (If they are caught or the plans aren't there, I will sell your organs on the black market.)

Bring the goddamn 40 men to goddamn Whiterun.

How many galleons do I have now?

Recruit soldiers.

Alright, well give me the lumber mill near Solitude, as well as Katla's Farm.

If plans for dwemer stuff are not successfully taken, nuke Nirn from orbit.