Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20160406152407/@comment-5543592-20160407205542

"Nah, you can still do that, you'd be helping it grow.  The tiny citizens'a come down and give you a medal.  'Govn'r Jude' govn'r's an honorific, ya see, so you get one for your dutiful pissing, 'we'd like to formulaically give you this medal of goodness for your help in making our tree city even taller.'  And then you get to wear it 'round your neck and suddenly all the elf women want a piece of you when all ya did was take a whizz." Crimson nodded appreciatively and sighed. "Falinesti."