Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-19164168-20160902132647/@comment-25073873-20160907224632

Freya might not have been the brightest girl, but she wasn't stupid enough to vomit on the bed. She had enough of self control to swallow what little acrid liquid that bubbled up through her gullet, feeling very horrible.

"Why am I destined to have this shit happen to me?" sighed Freya.

"Because you are a beautiful maiden with no combat skills, who has decided to meddle into the less savoury side of society. I always told you to find a nice noble boy with some intelligence. I'm sure I can teach him some magic and you'll be loved and protected" said Freya's guardian into her mind.

"Why not teach me?" huffed Freya angrily.

"You are just ... too stupid."