User:Kool Khajiit

Kool Khajiit=

Telvanni Nightblade (also known as Kool Khajiit) is a user on The Elder Scrolls Sandbox wiki. Apparently, the Nightblade likes redlinks. He likes everything red. Except things he dislikes.

Background
Oh, but Telvanni Nightblade's name is pretty obvious; he's a member of House Telvanni and his favourite class in The Elder Scrolls is a Nightblade. Didn't expect that, did you? He mostly makes small edits on the Wiki, like correcting grammar/spelling mistakes. Yep, that's all. Please keep in mind that English is not Nightblade's native language, so excuse him if something is wrong (yet his arrogance makes him doubt it'll be).

The Nighblade is hailing from Kazakhstan [Казахстан, kɑːzəkˈstɑːn or kæzəkˈstæn], a country in Central Asia you're most likely to have never heard of. Kazakhstan is the home of the Kazakh [Қазақ, qɑˈzɑq] people, who descended from nomadic tribes inhabiting Central Asia (it is likely that Ashlanders of Morrowind are based on these tribes, the Nightblade assures you). "It is a wonderful land of snow-capped mountains, verdant hills, steppes and deserts", perhaps. Look up to here, take your map and find Kazakhstan there, and be sure to remember that such kind of a country exists. And no, it's not a name of some exotic South African dish that you got to taste a week ago.

Менің бетте қош келдiнiздер! The Nightblade actually sucks at Kazakh language, and thus he's likely to have already forgotten what the phrase above means. Sclerosis is the Nightblade's homie forever. Or is it amnesia? He doesn't remember.

Telvanni Nightblade is... an artist. Um... He wishes he had something more awesome to say, but alas. He draws pictures inspired by the world of The Elder Scrolls (mostly those of Morrowind and Shivering Isles, because of which he's considered mentally unstable, but HE ASSURES YOU HE'S NOT. HE SAID HE'S NOT!).

The Nightblade can be encountered in TES Sandbox' chat most often. However, he may not be present at Monday, Wednesday and Friday.

Games= The Nightblade started playing Skyrim when his homie told him about its release. The Nightblade was like "BAAAAH VIKINGS MUTHAF*CKA!!!", and then he... became a fan. A big fan of The Elder Scrolls series since that moment (to his own surprise), and then he purchased Morrowind and Oblivion with every DLC shortly after completing Skyrim. He returned to playing Skyrim after Dragonborn's release, and it is his favourite DLC so far. After the release of Dragonborn DLC the Nightblade became interested in modding Skyrim (if you dare to call it modding, he has a special gift that makes him suck at everything). He's also made a few mods for Oblivion and Morrowind but these haven't been released (as he said before, they SUCK).

In the Nightblade's opinion (he does hope the opinion is his), the most impressive feature of The Elder Scrolls is its rich lore, this is what makes these games so addictive and interesting and this is what makes him act like an old creepy librarian with his nose in the books. Yeah, the Nightblade... reads books in a game... Uh... Yeah, he does. He's not a loremaster though, don't get it twisted, friend.

He doesn't enjoy playing multiple characters, because his Khajiit seems to be way too awesome and excels at everything.

His interests are not limited to The Elder Scrolls, however (a sudden and dramatic turn of events). The Nightblade likes strategy games, with his first games being Stronghold, Age of Empires, and Civilization.

Telvanni Nightblade does not like playing shooters. Guess why?

- Bah bah tr tr D-d-d-d-d-d! - Roger that! ''- KABOOOM!!! D-d-d-d-d-d-d!'' - AH YOU CHEATIN' B*TCH I'M GONNA KICK YO @$$ LATER YOU NOOB!!!

Certainly, brain activity increases to a maximum (no offense).

Skyrim Mods= Yeah, he makes mods... And Ash Magic has been the most popular so far. If you're interested (you better be goddamn interested), take a look, don't be shy, friend.
 * Ash Magic - Sick of having only two ash-themed spells in Dragonborn DLC? Then this mod is for you. A dozen spells and an enchantment have been added, including spells used by the Ash Spawn and Ash Guardians.
 * Archagruhn - A player home in the ash wastes of Solstheim, complete with everything an adventurer would need plus a unique look that may remind you of them good ol' days in Morrowind. Several journals shed light upon the backstory of Archagruhn. Requires Dragonborn and Dawnguard.
 * Twilight Hall - A Volkihar Castle-styled player home in the Reach, and the Nightblade's very first mod. Requires Dawnguard.

Fanfiction= He also writes fan fiction... kind of. Oh, the Nightblade strives to be a good writer. An excellent writer. He even tries to be as lore-friendly as possible (he has a quite stable on-and-off relationship with Lore). Take a look, muthsera.
 * Songs of Cinder

Pages=
 * Urjorahn
 * Velar Veleth
 * Velar Ceysel
 * Llether Veleth
 * Daedric Magic
 * Veleth Ancestral Tomb
 * Tunuriit Clan
 * Cursed Daedric Armor
 * Cursed Daedric Dagger
 * Cursed Daedric Face of Inspiration
 * Cursed Daedric Face of Terror

Chapters

 * Trading Daedra
 * A Khajiit Without a Tail
 * Twin Lamps' Light
 * Spellwrights and Magisters
 * Chasing Shadows

Names= Ooh, the Nightblade goes by many names, friend.
 * Telvanni Nightblade, or Nightblade
 * Kool Khajiit
 * Alex
 * Queenie's Grammatical Maid
 * Pookie, or Pooks

Trivia=
 * This user's favorite race in The Elder Scrolls is Khajiit.
 * This user is a practitioner of Capoeira.
 * This user is a beginning modder, and some of his mods can be found here.
 * This user is a vegetarian.
 * This user is also a music lover, and his favorite genre is Hip Hop.

Bugs=
 * This user may occasionally speak in Ebonics, homie.
 * This user may sometimes speak of himself in third person. This can be resolved by... f*ck it, it cannot be resolved.
 * This user may use curse words extensively if something goes awry. And even when everything is good. This user wishes he swore less. Perhaps this is a bug also.