Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5518614-20150820044317/@comment-5614539-20150905084650

"Gah. Nothing out, but there's a cask under the bar. I'll break it open." Alwyn picked it up, laid it on the bar, took the hammer, and attempted to drive the spigot in. Not being an experienced beer-uncasker, he tapped it in the wrong point, and the barrel exploded. Cyrus ran out, looking deeply irritated. "Dammit, Alwyn! Why can't you just... Argh!" he said as he rounded the corner, seeing the mess. "That cask was for the governor when he comes here to reapprove my licence! It's 500-year old champagne!" Champagne, of course, originated from the eponymous region on the western side of the South-Western border of the Coro Kingdoms.