User blog:Psychomantis108/The Elder Scrolls Sandbox Arena: Gracchus Quintus VS Laurence Wolcott (Half-Gods)



Hello my friends, welcome to the Arena!

While the Announcer is away, Hides-In-Barrels gets to play!

Hides-In-Barrels found two great fighters, not in the silly tournament to fight.

Hides-In-Barrels found them on some pieces of... 'census' paper, that were just lying around, in an office, on someone's desk!

They are nice and safe and warm and snug in de-barrel and now Hides-In-Barrels will share them with all of his friends!

Gracchus Quintus

Quit-us is like Hides-In-Barrels, he never fails his missions! Hides-In-Barrels can respect Penis for his dedication and skill as well as his mammoth-like strength. Hides-In-Barrels wishes that he was strong, so that he could live in one of those giant wine keggs, like a king!

Anyway, Gracious Quitter was born in Anvil, a nice place but the barrels are all full of crabs and they pinch areas that nothing with claws should ever touch! He was good enough to invite the Dragonhorn to the Imperial Castle and make him dinner and then he also gave him a crown and told him he could be Emperor.

Hides-In-Barrels likes generous people and he hopes that Gibbon Chucker does well!

Laurence Wolcott (Half-Gods)

Laurence Woolcoat is a book author and adventurer, kind of like Magda Hiltz but he can spell and he leaves his house a lot. Hides-In-Barrels had a book once but no matter how many times Hides-In-Barrels threw it, it never came back.

Maybe it was broken?

Lauren Wallcock has a hobby of learning restoration and necromancy, Hides-In-Barrels thinks that this is a good thing as if you are a shambolic restorer, you can resurrect your dead patients and pass them off as living. Hides-In-Barrels once went to a clinic, where they did that and the families were always happy to see their loved ones not lying around like slobs anymore, until they collapsed and melted into a pile of ashes, then no one was happy.

Hides-In-Barrels has forgotten what he was talking about, so... let's just vote now, okay?

 Does something go here? Groucho Quarks Laurence Wolfcott