Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-24530992-20150109212250/@comment-5583506-20150201181325

"Mmm! Shoo ghood!" mumbled Sidion as he stuffed himself with food of all kinds.

"You pig!" said Lamentia apparently disturbed by the monster's voracious apetite.

"Shut yhour thrap, whoman! If I dhon't ghet tho eat yhour shlaves, yhou chan at lheast shpare mhe yhour lharder." He looked at Mara and the children. "Hhey! Yhou fholks whant shome?"

"That depends", growled Mara. "Does it have Imperial in it?"

Sidion made an awkward snarling sound which Mara suspected was supposed to be a laughter.

He swallowed the contents of his mouth. "You are funny, Mara. Almost makes me regret that I didn't bed you that time all those years ago. But you can rest easy. The food here is great even if it has no innards in it. Go ahead and have some."

Mara shot him a suspicious glare. "Is this some sort of trick? Why the kindness all of a sudden?"

Sidion raised his sinewy shoulders and scratched on his wings. "Why indeed? Because you are my sister-in-law? Because your children are my nieces and my nephew? If you actually think that I am going to do you any harm, you are more of a fool than you look Mara. You are half-gods. You are my kin. Harming you would be my last desire. Now, if you had been humans..." He shrugged. "That would be an entirely different story."

She still didn't move an inch, deciding to wait a little while to see if he would make a sudden outburst and say that he was joking all along, however the moment never seemed to come.

"Now, if you don't want the food, it's fine", laughed Sidion and leaned back. "More for me, I guess? I just find it sad that your kids must be starving by now."

"No! I accept! Please, give them some food."

"Good girl", he said. "Come over here and grabbed what you want. This stupid witch has probably a whole treasure chamber full of this shit."

Lamentia looked at him with an annihilating stare. "Watch your tongue, monster. That was my food."

He threw an entire chicken down his fanged jaws. "And now it's mine... and theirs..."