Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-7203512-20160325165613/@comment-32663439-20160327023531

You think you could defeat me unarmed combat?

You're about as likely to win as a dead, rotting wombat

I don't need a stick to defeat a foe

All I need are my fists to cause some woe.

I slayed Arachdals with my bare hands

Look 'em up son, maybe the sight will make you a man

Knowing you, however, I'm sure seeing one will just make you cry

It'd be easiest if you just were to lay down and die.