Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-5583506-20160322234619/@comment-5583506-20160405042812

Swift simply gave out a slight chuckle and shook his head, apparently amused by the Altmer's outing. "You keep telling yourself that, Elf. Whatever helps you sleep at night without seeing the faces of all the innocents you have butchered in the past. You do seem to take hypocracy to an entirely new level, though I guess that is to be expected by the Thalmor. You accuse me for not knowing your past, as if I could give a rat's ass about it, yet you go on and come up with your vivid ideas of me. Am I here to flirt with dames? No. What good would the warmth of a woman's body do to a man who's basically a walking, talking corpse? Am I here because I find it amusing to piss on the last remnants of a faction that may very well be the reason for why this world turned to shit. No, but I do have to admit that each sentence pouring out of your mouth makes the idea sound all that more appealing. Or am I simply here because yours truly was given two options: getting eaten by gigantic animals or letting the headsman paint the town square with my rolling head? Not much space for ego there, is it?"

The Argonian seemed to be remarkably calm and collected, even going at lengths to empty an entire jug of ale that happened to stand by the counter.