Board Thread:Roleplaying/@comment-3293219-20160122194819/@comment-5543592-20160124164846

"Tableware." He corrected. "I can't afford silverware for all my soldiers- do I look like I'm made of money?" He grinned. "I am actually, I mean, there was one time-" he stopped himself short from making up another story and instead continued with this one. "They're a good weapon for spearing trapped enemies.  Always keep a few around.  And as for stealing all my silverware, I bet it was them goblins.  The little ones that you can't see.  They're everywhere, and they're always taking things."