Board Thread:Off-Topic/@comment-7203512-20141129145503/@comment-32663439-20141129153155

What I'm about to tell you is the real thing;

I'm gonna tell you about the king,

The king with all the bling, and the rings,

he's Martin Luther King.

He does what he please,

He split the Red Sea,

He's the sting of the bee,

From no battle does he flee,

He's the screamin' banshee,

And with a flick of a wrist he can clear the debris.

Harold's the deal,

The real real deal,

King of this carnival's ferris wheel,

You're made of wood, he's made of steel.

He's this wiki's greatest guide,

And he's capable of all that in stride,

He's the rising tide, the great divide, one who can preside, and one who never would misguide, one who we wish to walk alongside.

He doesn't walk, he glides.